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May 19, 20, 25, 26 & 27, 2017 @ 8pm 

May 21 & 28, 2017 @ 3pm 


A Comedy so Saucy You'll Laugh your Pants Off


A young bride who lives above a bank with her husband who is the assistant manager, innocently sends a mail order off for some Scandinavian glassware. What comes is Scandinavian pornography. The plot revolves around what is to be done with the veritable floods of pornography, photographs, books, films, and eventually girls that threaten to engulf this happy couple. The matter is considerably complicated by the man’s mother, his boss, a visiting bank inspector, a police superintendent, and a muddled friend who does everything wrong in his reluctant efforts to set everything right, all of which works up to a hilarious ending of closed or slamming doors.


Don’t miss this ‘laugh til it hurts’ British Farce!


Adult $25, Senior/Military/1st Responder $22,

Student $20, 15 & under $15 


Rated: PG 


Produced by Special Arrangement with Samuel French

"The well suited cast was stoked up on opening night and put in a great performance." - Vacation Rick Blog Spot


"The Flowertown Players' latest production is a delightful comedy of errors" - Mary Scott Hardaway, Charleston City Paper


Madness,” “saucy,” “scandalous,” “cheeky” and “fun”are all words that that cast of No Sex Please, We’re British used to describe the British farce in the show's blog. Get a behind-the-scenes look at the show.


No Sex Please, We're British 

By Anthony Marriott and Alistair Foot

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